H-BOMB ≠ Porn

For those of you looking for the next Harvard pornographic magazine, H-Bomb's Spring 2009 edition is not it. For that you'll have to go find that old copy of Diamond Magazine.

H-Bomb is something else. There's a lot of text and some artsy/strange pictures to go along with it—not exactly what FlyBy expected when he cracked the issue open. The pdf available online takes a little while to load (116!), but go ahead, angle your computer away from wandering eyes and open it up. Despite the dearth of pure smut, there are at least a few not-so-private parts to be seen.

Anyway after the jump, more on what you can find inside this season's sexuality magazine.The magazine starts off with a letter from the editor. She explains that H-Bomb has been struggling to raise enough money to put out the magazine they wanted.  But wait, its recession-chic!  It makes you focus on the content!

FlyBy will take black and white any day, but more seriously...How about some sex? The first article, "Finagled," (wait, huh?) is about a women who has sex...with another woman! Nipples are compared to miniature suns with stretch marks radiating out. (At this point FlyBy realizes this magazine's reading level far surpasses that of Penthouse Letters).

But enough (too much!) reading. Time to look for some pictures. Finally on page 21, we find some salvation: a bit of nudity.

Vaginas next to things that look like/symbolize vaginas. Deep. Moving on.

Next is a letter to True Love Revolution, everyone's favorite repressed "nonsectarian" group, and then H-Bomb's response. Humorously, H-Bomb staff placed a picture of two half-naked people making out to go along with the TLR''s article. This doesn't seem to be an argument that is going to be resolved any time soon.

One interesting part of the magazine is they have your sex horoscopes. Here's your horoscope if you're birthday's coming up soon.

Element: Earth

Usually have an earthy sensuality, and a powerful sex drive. Considers sex very important for the consummation of love, so it’s never casual. They like to have it slow and steady, with formiddable endurance. Likes lots of caresses and skin-to-skin contact, before, during, and after sex. The touch of hand and body communicates love. They focus on the physical sensations so much that they may not move around much in bed. Eating and sex are two big pleasures of life, so dinner followed by sex makes a perfect evening.

Tender Spot: The neck area, as well as skin itself. Best Action Award: Tantric sex. They are the masters of marathon sessions and pure sensation.